Nice by Myke Madd

Myke Madd is a proud resident of Salt Spring Island.

Nice. You don’t know nice. Nice is like going to school with head lice. Nice is like a warm drink without ice. Nice is like a farm with a thousand mice. Nice is like something you want with too high a price. Nice is like your dick in-between a vise. Nice is like when you know shit but people still give you advice. Nice is like when ordering a pizza and it’s missing a slice. Nice is like cooking a dinner and you have no spice. Nice is like sharing cable but you have no splice. Nice is like you making Chinese but have no rice. Nice is like gambling but you forgot the dice!!